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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Don't Stand So Close to Me

    Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.

    The Misheard: No stamps for the groceries

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Don't Stand So Close to Me

    Real Lyric: Just like the old man In that book by Nabokov

    The Misheard: Just like the old man Who's been hit by an apple core

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Don't Stand So Close to Me

    Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.

    The Misheard: Lost dinosaurs close to me.

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