The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: No stamps for the groceries
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Real Lyric: Just like the old man In that book by Nabokov
The Misheard: Just like the old man Who's been hit by an apple core
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Lost dinosaurs close to me.
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